Flossie’s Tales

OK, so it may be nearly 5 o’clock, but my lunch Rocks.

I advise you to be sitting down. Make sure you can’t fall off your chair. OK? Are you sure? Right, now take a deep breath, and read slowly and carefully.
Today I saw a shirt I quite liked.
A bit odd, but not too strange yet, huh?
It was pink and it had flowers on it.
Try not to [...]

So, the diary is empty, the train tickets are bought, we are *going away*.
This, I like. I am, as you know, fairly easy going. I don’t really care where we go or what we do. Just spending time with you sounds like a holiday to me. There are a few requests, however, not essentials, but [...]

… a busy weekend when you get home from work and pour a glass of wine and take a choc-ice out of the freezer before sitting down.
[update: it took two choc-ices, and now the freezer is devoid of them. Heaven knows what will happen tomorrow night...]

It is a bank holiday weekend. Couples are spending time together and enjoying themselves. I know it is the summer, and it is sunny and warm. But snogging in my garden?
If you weren’t 400 miles away and I wasn’t missing you, I wouldn’t mind.
But you are, and I am. Sheesh, it really doesn’t help.

Apparently there is a plague across the country. The UK is under attack. An invasion of mass proportions. Each armed with hundreds of teeth, they attempt to quench their insatiable appetites, devouring the countryside in their path.
No, I’m not talking about my recent Doctor Who experience. I am, of course, referring to the current peak [...]

Aer Arann send me spam. It never used to be spam, as I was previously interested in their offers. These days, however, I am less so. I should tell them really, so they stop sending it to me, but right now, I consider it semi-spam.
Today’s offering is the least likely to be opened, ever. It [...]

A few days ago I visited the Doctor Who exhibition. There are photos and video clips. They have costumes and bits of old set. Monsters and aliens; past and present. It was pretty basic and exactly what you’d expect, with a few nice touches. Getting a chance to see the aliens up close. That is what it [...]

You mean to say there’s more than one Manilow?

The irony is: I have no idea what a pair of manolos are.