On bad coffee

There’s no coffee in the coffee.

Then what’s it made of?

Dark water.

2 Responses to “On bad coffee”

  1. J Says:

    Sounds like the opening to one of those five-inch-thick pulp thrillers, the ones with far too much technical detail and heroes with names like ‘Dirk Steelbrace.’ Dark Water doubtless turns out to be fissionable once it’s been centrifuged with saccharine tablets.

  2. flossie Says:

    Sadly it is not very drinkable.

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